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PostSubject: My Nation Of Retardation   Sat May 31, 2008 3:11 pm

This is for the (obviously) retarded characters Enoby, Tara, Boring Girl, XPJay, CornyMan, and that Nik guy! Soooo they all meet each other in SimpleLand, a nation held for retards.

Soooo!
To make fun of everybody who pisses us off, I am making this story thread! I will let
people add a bit of the story each post in the thread! Feel free to add anybody who is retardedly annoying.
I FORGOT!
There is no retardation nation without
Bob Peters Adam and Weed!


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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Sat May 31, 2008 4:43 pm

Tara Gilesbie's epic tale "My Immortal" with a twist! (The twist being good grammar)

Hello, my name is Tara Enoby. People often confuse it with Mary Sue, however, I politely explain to them that my name is Enoby, not Mary Sue.
I am a student at Hogwarts, but for some reason there is no dress code whatsoever and all the students are free to wear their poser goth attire. Also, I am a vampire. I am in love with Draco Malfoy, who is a sensitive, emo, out-of-character bisexual vampire.

One time we went into the Forbidden Forest, and he put his boy's thingy into my you-know-where. (This is very explicit material. I suggest that small children be asked to leave the room.) I noticed with shock that his you-know-what had a Dork Mark on it. Then Dumblydore caught us and McGoogle yelled and called us "mediocre dunces". Draco explained that he loved me, and that cleared everything up.


Hah. My Immortal ftw.
By the way, if you aren't familiar with Tara's story, please enlighten yourself.
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Sat May 31, 2008 8:01 pm

But that was all in teh past now. (Im sorreh I spelt the wrong and if you judge me because of that, fuck off!)

I now have the bestest friend and her name is Holly the satanist Happy Tree friend.
She is a funny ass whore who loves to be a sex maniac
Holly has buttsecks with Cub, who happens to be of underage by sixteen years.
One time he shitted in his diaper and she proudly licked it all off.
I am so proudly proud of her.
But I am sad.
Why you ask?
Because Drako (I mean Draco) died because he commited suicide.
He slitted his wrists.
Evar since then mah friend is Holly the anal butt dwelling Satanist and Dumblydore can fuck off.
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:27 am

i am a satainist a nd i leik to ware black nale pollish nd black boots nd miniskit. (c dos dat sound liek a mary su to u?) sumtiems i liek to go to gc consert and scream and git drunk with drako (dis is b4 he died) den we go hace secks in his flying car b/c he borowed da car 4m his dad. (c is dad stupid??///)
also dumblydore lieks to warre robes wit avril lavegne on dem111!11!!

Wow. That was painful to write. XD
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:24 am

Hell yes it was! This is even more painful!

dumblydore was an ugalyass faggot wit no secks exparieance!
but now all i con sey is dat holly tha HTF satanist is mah favotire friends of all.
She told meh dat cub's fatha fucked goatse's anal hole and that arsoursed meh (c do i sound leik im retarded to you?? I got asroused toooo!)
da def of drako malfy tramatized meh. i was so sadly sad.
now holly befwended meh and we are stanists togeta!
it felt liek da otha day wen wi went to tha boat to go to simple nation!
I was mad.
i donno why maibe t wuz beacause da emage of drako wuz stiilll in mah hed.
i want him alive agen!
screw holly the horny stanist!
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:56 pm

Den everyone went oudside nd lookd up to da sky nd saw a giant meteror coming den we all died.

TEH END!!!111111111ONE
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:08 am

NO THATS NOT HOW IT GOES!

Wat abut holly and jay and adam and bob and shrimp and nik?

mah naition of retardation is noott done!11111!1ONEONEONE


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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:38 am

Oooh ooh, then Jahn takes over tah story!

Hai, my name is Jahn and im kyrie's ex boyfriend. i live in tha white trash part of town and my best friend is a fat butch. my stepdad is a nazi and he always makes me stay around ta house meaning i can't go anywhere w/o him watching me. so i just play outside like a little kid with my bros and sis. oh we're so white trash y'all! my backyard has 6 cars in it and none of them work! also, my sister is hitting on me! i think i kinda like her though.. also for tha ladis i may have a small penis and i may not be a good kisser but i am handsome! so who wants to date a skinny, blonde, freckle-faced, redneck??


(By the way, all of this information is true! None if it's made up!)
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:42 pm

I wood liek to date u!1 mah name si nick and i am brittney's ex. i liek to raep people wit mah small lopsided dick but tahts ok rite? becaz u no u want it lol so is not reely raep. XDddd
i am fat and look like someone dropped me on mah faic when i was a babby but tahts ok rite? becase i hav a undeserved sence of self importence! also i fink i are reeely sexy leik sex goddess god. LOL!!1ONEONE
i liek penis.
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:24 am

Hello I am Frank Sinatra Bob Peters.
Please note that I am mentally retarded and emotionally immature to the 5th degree.
I am very desperate and will even rape a girl to get a hug from her....unfortunately....I do not know where my penis should go so I guess I am screwed. My parents and teachers never told me about sex and so I do not even know where the vagina is....but I have a feeling I may be GAY no, BI. That is all.
*gets shot in the head*
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:04 am

Enoby contracted AIDS from Hairgrid.
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:29 pm

Then the world exploded and turned into Sky City.
Then Sky City exploded.
Then the galaxy exploded.
Then teh universe exploded.
Everyone died.

TEH END. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:26 pm

Brittney wrote:
I wood liek to date u!1 mah name si nick and i am brittney's ex. i liek to raep people wit mah small lopsided dick but tahts ok rite? becaz u no u want it lol so is not reely raep. XDddd
i am fat and look like someone dropped me on mah faic when i was a babby but tahts ok rite? becase i hav a undeserved sence of self importence! also i fink i are reeely sexy leik sex goddess god. LOL!!1ONEONE
i liek penis.

oh yes i wood luv tuh daet you!!1

lets go behind da shop and haev secks!
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:43 pm

The thought of him having teh sex... *shudder*
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:05 pm

LOL Gay secks!

Wow Sky City exploded....

LOL I dont think the world would turn into it....
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:34 pm

Yes it did. The world exploded and the pieces turned into Sky City.
But there was nuclear radiation when a power plant exploded and everyone died a horrible slow death. Then the sun exploded and the galaxy collapsed under its own faggotry.
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:07 pm

Wow, you sure are cynical. D=
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:11 pm

How am I cynical?
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:04 am

Whoa. Drama tiem!
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:07 pm

No drama. Just asking for her to point out how I'm cynical.
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:11 pm

LittleLara wrote:
Whoa. Drama tiem!


You think everything's dramatic.
You should make a topic where everyone starts shit. Just for the fun of it.
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:55 pm

That is pretty much every topic on this forum. Rolling Eyes
But what you should make is a thread where you avoid answering my questions.
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:58 pm

Okay guys, Okay. geek Happy Tiem begins NOW
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:22 pm

Who wants to cyber?
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PostSubject: Re: My Nation Of Retardation   Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:51 pm

ME! LOL JKK
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